User:Authenyo

Iris Authenyo
— Wikipedian ♀ —
	someone deleted the picture of my cat so cheese burger is the best i have
Name	iris
Born	January 1, 1970 (age 55)
Country	Brazil
IQ	112 (above average btw)
Contact info
Website	https://authenyo.xyz
Account statistics
Edit count	at least 4
Userboxes
	This user is a WikiKitten.
	This user has climbed the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man.
ADDICT	This user, despite their appearance, is not a heroin addict and does not wish to remind people again.
; This Wikipedian recites the Wiki Prayer regularly.	God, grant me the serenity to accept the pages I cannot edit,; The courage to edit the pages I can,; And the wisdom to know the difference.

Iris Authenyo (born January 1, 1970) is a Brazillian DEI hire at OpenAI and Department of Government Efficiency, known as DOGE.^[1] She is affiliated with the Chinese Communist Party. She spongebob vlone. She also made the Nettspend article.^[2]

Early life

Iris stole a KitKat bar from Lojas Americanas when she was 11.

Iris Authenyo died on Instagram Live on May 15th 2025, 7 P.M. Brasília Time.^[3]

^ this actually links to authen.neocities.org cause wikipedia doesnt like me linking my domain but neocities redirects it fine so no one gaf

^ i made it up
^ this one is true actually "Nettspend - Wikipedia". Wikipedia. January 23, 2024. Retrieved April 23, 2025.
^ "iris authenyo on instagram live around May 15th 2025 7PM Brasília Time - worm.SKINK!". brain.worm.pink. April 25, 2025. Retrieved April 25, 2025.