User:Cossallo
| — erm ♂ — | |
| Name | just refer to me by my username (pronounced cuh-SOL-oh) |
|---|---|
| Born | 3/7/20xx (i am under 18) |
| Name in real life | nunya business |
| Pronouns | he/him |
| Current location | PDX |
| Languages | english |
| Time zone | pacific |
| Race | i love nascar |
| Height | 7' 10" |
| Weight | at least 3 |
| Hair | super curly |
| Eyes | yep i've got some of those |
| Handedness | i ate all of my fingers :( |
| Blood type | who needs to know this |
| Sexuality | house |
| IQ | a billion |
| Personality type | infp-t |
| Alignment | what |
| Family and friends | |
| Spouse | Pedro Pascal |
| Girlfriend | your mom |
| Boyfriend | your dad |
| Pets | stinky buttface cat named milo |
| Education and employment | |
| Occupation | professional tiktok doomscroller |
| Primary school | jerome horwitz elementary school |
| University | probably Linfield University |
| Contact info | |
| Discord | cossallo |
hello
[edit]i'm cossallo (he/him) i think i know what i'm doing here
all edits are in good faith! apologies in advance if i write something wrong i'm just trying to share info with the world but i will say something incorrect at some point!
i'm mostly saying that because back when i was 10 i made an edit to some page that had to do with The Sims 3 (not this page it was something else) and i unintentionally wrote something wrong and some moderator got really mad at me and accused me of vandalizing the page and accused all of my other edits of vandalism too and i said i'm sorry and i didn't mean to and they said that if i did it again i would be permanently banned and i cried and felt so bad and like what the hell man i was 10 you could tell from my awful spelling that i was young you didn't have to be that harsh :(.
i drive a 2021 Kia Forte named slowsilver like quicksilver but it's not quick and it's a kia forte
it may be 2025 but i'm still in brat summer, 365 party girl