User:Fimble42/sandbox

History of Man:

There is Monkey.
He is now smelly Monkey.
Monkey meets Doctor Who.
Monkey meets Dalek.
Monkey becomes Fish.

There is Fish.
There is smelly Fish.
Fish meets Joshua and Ella and Adam.
Josh, Ella and Adam show Fish the ways of man.
Fish becomes a man.
He is now smelly.
Man becomes Monkey!

There is now giant smelly Monkey.
Monkey takes a shower.
Monkey meets Mahatma Gandhi.
Mahatma Gandhi leads Monkey down the magic path of salt.
Plot twist! Mahatma Gandhi is Joshua!
Joshua gives Monkey a £1000 cheque.
Monkey goes to the shop.
Monkey spends all the money on Walker's Crisps.